Then and now -> Team Bijou

Remember when I thought I was fish? lol


(Source: 90s90s90s)


hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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(Source: memeousuji)


lipstickstainedlove:

girrlscout:

drythroats:

hernamewastangerine:

frenchtoastandpancakes:

My daughter has chosen the Dark Side

I’m crying.

Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.

Me.

HAHA Oh my fucking god.

oh my god her laugh

(Source: youtube.com)


(Source: lacrimosaaaa)


neptunain:

No One Puts Baby in the Corner: A Feng Shui Guide to Nurseries


Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda)


Is your dick hard?
Anonymous

20daysofjune:

no but life is



obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

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